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Jack Off The Beanstalk - Grab Your Chopper
8 - 9 Jan 2026
Book Tickets
Happy Ending Pantomimes presents
Jack Off The Beanstalk - Grab Your Chopper
8 - 9 Jan 2026
Book TicketsVenue: Old Rep
Duration: 2 hours *
Price: From £28.00
Suitable Age: 16+
This production contains strong language and adult themes.
The award-winning Happy Ending Pantomimes are back with the filthiest, funniest version of Jack and the Beanstalk yet! This is no kiddie tale—unless your childhood came with a parental advisory. Jack’s off to save Dame Trott’s farm but gets milked by the fiendish Fleshlight into trading Daisy for “magic beans.” Expect outrageous innuendos, laugh-out-loud madness, and more naughty twists than you can shake your giant beanstalk at. Will Jack’s beans save the day? Will Daisy get milked? Leave the kids at home and join us for Jack Off the Beanstalk—it’s a big one!
Please be aware that seats located on the Balcony are only accessible via flights of stairs. There is NO lift to the Balcony.
Show Dates and Times
| Date | Time | On Sale |
|---|---|---|
| Thu, 8th Jan | 5:30pm | Sun, 25th May 10:00am |
| Thu, 8th Jan | 8:30pm | Sun, 25th May 10:00am |
| Fri, 9th Jan | 5:00pm | Sun, 25th May 10:00am |
| Fri, 9th Jan | 8:00pm | Sun, 25th May 10:00am |